I can beat it in 0.5 A presses

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I actually crashed SB accidentally using the function thing... Very annoying. (I also discovered the READ VAR crash by accident, when trying to make a function to read DATA into an array (before I knew about COPY))

I made a translation of an older version (using google translate), It wasn't great, but at least you could understand *most* of it lol

No commands start with J either

also can I have key please

WHILE CHATTING PRINT "Hey doods!" WEND PRINT "Bye dooods."

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you could use GPUTCHR to test for the X character

The fullwidth "I" looks terrible

You have to press enter lumage

He just stole my name and made it worse

all the characters are spaces with COLOR RND(16),#TPURPLE

here's what I saw the first time I encountered the bug

another screenshot:

The program

I found a strange bug

New version! N25X338J

I use PRINT for normal stuff, and ? for debugging. That way I can easily find my debug code to remove it later.