You have an english version of that program? Could you please publish it?

Sorry. Just noticed the key in the picture. Thanks!

You're welcome! Code's a bit messy (a friend taught me how to use INSTR, LEFT$, RIGHT$), but it's quite servicable as my beginner's project. Prepare to have some good laughs and groans and hope you enjoy!

This was great! Apparently two of my special items are pizzas and towers that can't hit!

The Exploding Nyan Cats might give people some ideas.