Here's what it said:
People in the deck we have is skipped fluoride everyone shockwave! Since the trouble of others , such as when running in the road on a bicycle , let's careful not to issue a Mach . But it 's not put out speed 5 ~ 600km / h ( Mach 0.5 less than ) or more anyway in this work .
I understand what you mean about it being hard to translate. As is the case with nearly all languages
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