So I have an issue: I am trying to make it so that if you touch the sprite on the lower screen, then you can move it around, but if you touch next to it, nothing will happen. My problem is that the variable returned by TOUCH for what time the touch screen was touched is returning weird values. I assume that not being touched should be 0, but sometimes it's not returned as 0. Any help?

I unintentionally created the longest conditional statement ever! XD screw you, line breaks!