It's fine, G. I'm more concerned about my puppy typing for me. He's tall enough now. I believe the symbol for the kitty mouth is found with the Greek letters, same for the puppy mouth and ears. I advertise Vpop on my Switch.

I'm mean. G. Why you gotta do me like that? I've also become aware of my cringiness a couple months ago, so I at least am aware of the general sadness this post will trigger.

Come on. I mean, there's a Pokémon card of Johnny from "The Outsiders". Of course Kirby has a Pokémon card, too.

Thanks. She's in critical condition, but she's been improving. They took her off of sedation, so she's more alert.

Well, first one 10th, 2nd one 11th.

My family is now FINANCIALLY UNSTABLE!!! Ta-da! Gramma had two aneurysms on the 10th. Want the Switch... So hard... Did I already tell you that? I'm kind of annoying that way.

Wishing I spoke the 'Nish now, #wishingispokethenishrightnow That was an Impractical Jokers reference, and whenever someone legitimately uses a hashtag, a large part if me dies inside.

I'm supers excited for MK8: Deluxe and Splatoon 2. I wish they called it Spla2n: Inkvasion, though. But at least it's a game. I hope they bring back stuff from the original, but I guess it's another reason to replay the first game. I do want the neon colors, but I see what you mean. I'm really happy about being able to hold multiple items and actual battle arenas.

Oh, poor sweet G., I hope you survive.

Holla dangsus, G., how the dangles did that happen?!

Killer philosophy, dude.

Oh. Oh, my. The Internet is what I'm worried about! Sympathy. I've had the Internet go out 'cause someone did something stupid at least twice. The game? Everything else? Snazzy. Pure snazz. All snazz-like. Yes.

Yay I gots da smurts.

OH YEAH did you know that Mitt Romney's first name is Willard? Is that guy Romney...?

Is Mitt Romney's head on Mr. Krabs? I wanted him to win.