THAT FILE WAS NEVER CREATED!! Wait-- “LD.L”…? That’s THREE letters! And we ALL know that a triangle has three sides, three corners! OF COURSE! It all makes sense now! THAT FILE IS A SECRET MESSAGE SENT BY THE ILLUMINATI! You must have somehow… INTERCEPTED it, or something! QUICK-- TELL THE U.S.! TELL THE U.K.! TELL JAPAN! TELL CANADA! TELL EVERY COUNTRY!!