Cool! I can write stuff and people will read it!
Enough about that. The point of this text is, what the heck is a spadroon?
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It sounds like the spoon to end all spoons, or something.
Sounds a lot like Splatoon eh?
But it's not for spoony bards!
A lightweight, one-handed, straight and narrow bladed, cut and thrust fighting sword commonly carried by European armies in the 18th century.
King Bradley in Fullmetal Alchemist has one.